Written and Directed by Courtney Ashton Todd C.A.T MMXXII

Written and Directed by Courtney Ashton Todd Follow Catnip! around the internet: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_____catnip_____// Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/catnip_ Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paper-cut/1610152290?i=1610152456 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4UqE2ptZIAmCQQgzxUl5RC?si=K9BxPZmNTZui9R5MZTfiJg C.A.T MMXXIII

Written and Directed by Courtney Ashton Todd Follow Catnip! around the internet: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_____catnip_____// Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/catnip_ Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paper-cut/1610152290?i=1610152456 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4UqE2ptZIAmCQQgzxUl5RC?si=K9BxPZmNTZui9R5MZTfiJg C.A.T MMXXII

Written and Directed by Courtney Ashton Todd Instrumental by Bryan Peralta Filmed in Somerset, England Follow Catnip! around the internet: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_____catnip_____// Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/catnip_ Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paper-cut/1610152290?i=1610152456 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4UqE2ptZIAmCQQgzxUl5RC?si=K9BxPZmNTZui9R5MZTfiJg Lyrics: I might go on This Morning I'll chat to Holly Willoughby Win a grand on Come Dine With Me Rachel Riley on the Countdown team Locked Stocked like Brick Top, Bargains and more from b&M Meal deal from Tescos Whip it round Lewis Hamilton Diamond geezer like Del Boy Golden buzzer from Simon Cowell Katie Hopkins, I’m pissing you off Hit you like Draco with the Crucio High priced like Selfridges Tracy Beaker can’t mess with me Stacking plates Tobey Carvery Twitch in the bushes with Bill Oddie Just got off the ferry at Dover Jumped in the brand Land Rover Do it quicker than Peter Andre 60 Minute Makeover Sitting down to The One Show Shakespeare on the Twelfth Night Ryanair for the cheap flights Go like Boris on a Boris bike I wear black Primark pants Go on Strictly do a dance Go on Pointless take a chance Down and dirty Clarkson’s farm I’m repping my Blue Peter badge Just got a mirror from The Range Bear Grylls I feel no pain Mary Berry with The Bake Off Michael Caine blow the doors off I’m not on the fringe Claudia Winkleman Don’t pour the milk before the water son I’ll have a rant like Karl Pilkington Classic recipe like Monster Munch Attenbourough for Prime Minister Think its time we have another vote We need another referendum Alan Titchmarsh with the green thumb God of mischief Tom Hiddleston Moonlight rituals like a Druid Dancing naked at Stonehenge Intelligent like Stephen Fry QI I’m quite interesting Tyson fury with the K.O Black magic like Little Mix Romantic poet Lord Byron Take a girl to Love Island Fierce creature like John Cleese Dance moves Diversity I am humble like Kate I get all the clunge like Jay Kick a football between your legs I’m like Marcus Rashford with the megs Sir! I don’t fuck with no pastries Unless they’re from Lidl bakery I’m immortal Keith Richards Moves in silent like Mr.Bean In the morning watch Cbeebies Afternoon CBBC Tea time for BBC All supplied by BT Gwen’s omelette when I get hungry High tea like in Downton Abbey Amstrad for my sugar daddy From a  meerkat's where I get my mortgage When the cars broke the car go to Kwik Fit I’m in Wetherspoons for an afternoon drink Too much fish and chips, now I feel sick Did you see the pub crawl we did? Over the bank holiday weekend Got nothing left like I’m Ian Beale! Got a girl up in Leicester Gotta a man in Manchester Designer shopping in Bicester Best cheese from Cheddar Doctor who in the Tardis Space and time we fly away Brian cox existential fate Ageless Dorian Grey Bless NHS for my surgery Don’t stop me now Freddy Mercury C.A.T MMXXII

Written and Directed by Courtney Ashton Todd Follow Catnip! around the internet: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_____catnip_____// Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/catnip_ Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paper-cut/1610152290?i=1610152456 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4UqE2ptZIAmCQQgzxUl5RC?si=K9BxPZmNTZui9R5MZTfiJg C.A.T MMXXII

First one's free... This months Catnip! Club Member exclusive Patron only sketch. Support us on Patreon and you''ll gain access to even more Catnip! Bonus featurettes, Discount on merchandise and even a card on your Birthday! Follow Catnip! around the internet: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_____catnip_____// Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/catnip_ Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paper-cut/1610152290?i=1610152456 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4UqE2ptZIAmCQQgzxUl5RC?si=K9BxPZmNTZui9R5MZTfiJg C.A.T MMXXII